I Talk Funny

I talk funny. Every time I hear my voice on a recording I wonder who the hell it is. I have no idea what the hell kind of accent I have. It’s like a fucked up Boston accent with a dash of the Irish and a bit of Californian rapper. I say things like “cah” for “car” and “eye dear” of “idea,” with a splattering of “yo”s and “word"s, all punctuated with “dude” or “man.” I blame the TV. Fucking TV. I need another beer.

Later.